[ As the bell tolls out announcing midnight, sickening cracks and shattering sounds can be heard throughout the mansion. Anyone walking into the lobby will see the older Karel, Phoenix Wright, and Pikachu crushed to death, fluids and viscera all over the solid wood floor, seeping between the floorboards. But crushed by what? Nothing is around. ( Read more... )

Today is my birthday! I believe a party is in order.

House, may I ask for a few items, such as party hats, and a delicious cake?

[Starts humming happy birthday.]

Is it okay if I ask how everyone's doin' with their roommates ( Read more... )

[Taiwan is wearing a pair of goggles ( Read more... )

[ Karel looks around solemnly ]

Only two people died this round... so either one traitor is gone, or a traitor's vote went along with the popular vote. I hope it's the former, because if it is, then this... game... should be over soon.

[ filtered to the younger Karel ]I'll be voting for myself this round to see if the deaths go down. If I die, ( Read more... )

[Topher's walking around, and - there's a crumpled House]  Oh, -man ( Read more... )

[Yuffie was once again roaming through the areas where the most people are--clearly something's doing this, and if she can catch it, maybe she can stop it. It works this time as far as her stumbling across a certain body within moments of his death ( Read more... )

[ At midnight sharp, the chimes ring out across the house. Whether the players are asleep or pacing nervously or occupying themseves with something else entirely, they'll hear it loud and clear in their heads. One, two, three, four-

As the twelfth bell rings out, something happens to GREGORY HOUSE and LAVI. They find that their faces feel... wet ( Read more... )

How nice. The rain has stopped.

[filtered to Belarus]

Miss Belarus, I wish to speak to you.

[While snooping around the House in the earlier days of the game, Yuffie discovered--among other things--a stack of extra floor tiles in a closet near the pool. A couple of dozen shiny white ceramic tiles make for a heavy load, but she's not a ninja for nothing, and where she comes from, you've gotta do these things right ( Read more... )